Post your jokes and humor here.

Post your jokes and humor here.
 
I hired a woman to clean my house once a week. She asked what in particular I wanted done. I told her that I didn't want to even think about it, just pretend she is the woman of the house and do what needs to be done. Well, lately she is fully into that and recently found a box of old clothes of mine. She, with the scowl of a wife, asked why I still had them. I said I might wear them again. She held up a tie and said "this might still fit, what about the rest". Off the box went to the trash.
 
marshg246 said:
I hired a woman to clean my house once a week. She asked what in particular I wanted done. I told her that I didn't want to even think about it, just pretend she is the woman of the house and do what needs to be done. Well, lately she is fully into that and recently found a box of old clothes of mine. She, with the scowl of a wife, asked why I still had them. I said I might wear them again. She held up a tie and said "this might still fit, what about the rest". Off the box went to the trash.
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Doesn't bode well! Not really funny either.
 
robs ss said:
Sorry Greg - must have missed it?
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I don't come to this forum to argue. I posted something I found funny in a jokes and humor thread. You either misread or simply did not find it funny. I see no reason to be called out on it. Look at some of your posts in this thread that were not replies and came out of nowhere - funny? Not to me but I found no reason to say so.

If you don't know the first part of the saying I replied with - good, it was crude and I'm deleting the post.
 
marshg246 said:
I don't come to this forum to argue. I posted something I found funny in a jokes and humor thread. You either misread or simply did not find it funny. I see no reason to be called out on it. Look at some of your posts in this thread that were not replies and came out of nowhere - funny? Not to me but I found no reason to say so.

If you don't know the first part of the saying I replied with - good, it was crude and I'm deleting the post.
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Sorry Greg - I genuinely meant no offence.
I reckon there might be an opening for us though - Curmudgeon & Curmudgeon. ;)
Cheers
 
Here's one courtesy of my cousin Graham:

Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office.

“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you coming or going?”

“If I knew that,” said the other, “I wouldn’t be here.” Cj
 
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