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Larry S

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robs ss said:

There's a term in Australia - Dingo Ugly - so ugly you'd chew your arm off to escape without waking her.
After stories that apparently a dingo will chew a leg off to escape from a steel trap.

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Coyote ugly around here.

 

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Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.....
Especially when you are looking at them through the bottom of your beer mug

 

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Dan1950

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KiwiShane said:

Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.....
Especially when you are looking at them through the bottom of your beer mug

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

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No need to look at the mantelpiece when you are stoking the fire

 

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baz said:

No need to look at the mantelpiece when you are stoking the fire

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Got wood?? Just make sure it's the right sort... Beware the new laws on illegal emissions!!

 

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EstuaryBoy said:

Got wood?? Just make sure it's the right sort... Beware the new laws on illegal emissions!!

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Nah
I don't worry about it
Any old logs will do

 

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KiwiShane said:

Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.....
Especially when you are looking at them through the bottom of your beer mug

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I've heard stories...

 

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Consider:

A frozen pizza in the oven that is burned

A beer bottle in the freezer that had frozen and burst

An unwanted pregnancy

What do they all have in common?

Ans: Some guy didn't pull it out in time.

Slick

 

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concours said:

I've heard stories...

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Flatspot

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On tap, mild and bitter.

 

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Bud Light???

 

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And does anyone know what gap the spark plug needs?

 

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Yep

 

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MichaelB

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marshg246 said:

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Love It!!!

 

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Flatspot said:

And does anyone know what gap the spark plug needs?View attachment 105749

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Enough to plug the leak

 

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