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robs ss · Apr 12, 2023

Dan1950 said:
Been there done that!

There's a term in Australia - Dingo Ugly - so ugly you'd chew your arm off to escape without waking her.
After stories that apparently a dingo will chew a leg off to escape from a steel trap.

Craig · Apr 12, 2023

A muskrat will do the same deed to escape, or given enough chain on trap it caught in , will drown itself ….. not funny when it your fault you didn’t allow enough chain and you skin a 3 legged one , just sayin …..

Larry S · Apr 12, 2023

robs ss said:
There's a term in Australia - Dingo Ugly - so ugly you'd chew your arm off to escape without waking her.
After stories that apparently a dingo will chew a leg off to escape from a steel trap.

Coyote ugly around here.

KiwiShane · Apr 13, 2023

Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.....
Especially when you are looking at them through the bottom of your beer mug

MikeG · Apr 13, 2023

Dan1950 · Apr 13, 2023

KiwiShane said:
Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.....
Especially when you are looking at them through the bottom of your beer mug

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

baz · Apr 13, 2023

No need to look at the mantelpiece when you are stoking the fire

EstuaryBoy · Apr 13, 2023

baz said:
No need to look at the mantelpiece when you are stoking the fire

Got wood?? Just make sure it's the right sort... Beware the new laws on illegal emissions!!

baz · Apr 13, 2023

EstuaryBoy said:
Got wood?? Just make sure it's the right sort... Beware the new laws on illegal emissions!!

Nah
I don't worry about it
Any old logs will do

concours · Apr 13, 2023

KiwiShane said:
Beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.....
Especially when you are looking at them through the bottom of your beer mug

I've heard stories...

Flatspot · Apr 13, 2023

texasSlick · Apr 14, 2023

Consider:

A frozen pizza in the oven that is burned

A beer bottle in the freezer that had frozen and burst

An unwanted pregnancy

What do they all have in common?

Ans: Some guy didn't pull it out in time.

Slick

KiwiShane · Apr 14, 2023

marshg246 · Apr 14, 2023

baz · Apr 15, 2023

concours said:
I've heard stories...

Flatspot · Apr 15, 2023

On tap, mild and bitter.

robs ss · Apr 15, 2023

Bud Light???

Flatspot · Apr 15, 2023

And does anyone know what gap the spark plug needs?

KiwiShane · Apr 15, 2023

MichaelB · Apr 15, 2023

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