I have been sick for several days, so I didn't have the energy to put my two cents worth into the thread I started...but it seems like we struck a chord here.....everybody has a reason why they ended up with a Norton.
I, like many of us...seemed to always do just the opposite of what was expected from my parents. This includes having an interest in motorcycles. My interest grew rather slowly over the years, and my father made sure it grew slowly.
Although my father was an avid sport scar racer, he had a healthy fear of motorcycles. He told me when he was a kid, about 14, he bought an old machine from a fellow with money he made delivering groceries for people and proudly drove it home to where he lived. Home was down a steep hill and at the intersection before his house, he hit sand on the road and the bike went out from under him and flew up onto the beautiful front yard of their next-door neighbour. This in itself wasn't so bad, but the bike was a good solid thumper with a full tank and it landed on its' side with the gas turned up to about half throttle. The gas stayed turned on to a good speed and the bike spent something like two hours turning on the handlebar and tearing a ring shaped hole in the neighbour's lawn. No one could get to the bike to shut it off as it was turning too fast, so it dug in quite deep until it finally ran out of gas. Needless to say, his father wasn't too pleased with the repair bill the neighbour sent to him and my father never saw the bike again. There after......he was convinced that cycles were much too dangerous, and nothing I'd better get an interest in.
By the time I was about 15 or so...I had heard all about this and how dangerous the cycles could be and naturally wanted one. This was out of the question for my father and I wasn't even allowed to buy a Vespa that was being sold for 25 dollars in a yard sale down the road. Looking back, I can see his reason was a good one. In Rhode Island, our potholes were big enough to break a car suspension and his logic was that the tiny wheels on a Vespa would just see me into an accident. Good thinking, as it turned out years later, I hit a pothole with the commando and took out a Mailbox with my shoulder. But that's another story.
In my early twenties, I got married and eventually ended up going into the military, just at the end of the Nam period and got sent with my wife to Frankfurt Germany to serve my time.
My marriage didn't last over a year and we had a lot of scenes with made me happy I had a 50cc Mofa to ride and get away from her in the evening. It ran ever so well, French made and bright orange, and it got me up into the mountains north of Frankfurt on warm evenings to forget my family problems. Strangely, on last Thursday, I had to drive my daughter up there where all this stuff happened years ago and some of the places and buildings mentioned later still exist. I took her on a tour and showed her around...even the barracks room where this story took place is still there, but is now someone's "Condo". But getting back to my Norton story.
My wife and I just didn't work out. Within a year, I came home one noon and found someone doing the "wild thing" with a fellow from some other unit and what with having a smart First Sergeant and it being too hot to handle at home, I was moved into the barracks with a fellow from Maine. He had been in Nam and gotten all sorts of medals, and had no fear of doing foolish stuff. Under the influence, one evening, he told me that he couldn't die, if he had been meant to die, he would have died in Nam...from one of the 7 bullets he had gotten hit with. Needless to say, he looked on life as being put there to have fun with and he was just what I needed. A crazy companion and just the guy to make me forget about going through a divorce. I've lost track of him.... but I wish I could find him again...he helped me over the hump.
Being "free" again, was just the thing to get me in the mood to do what daddy didn't want me to do...after all...he couldn't see me...so I shopped around for something a bit better than a Mofa. There was a fellow in the unit that had been in the Angels in California and in a bar fight, shot someone. The judge gave him the choice of prison, or the Army.so off to Nam he went, and after Nam...he got sent to Frankfurt. He told me there was only a Harley to be considered, no other bike was a real cycle. He had a chopper and was President of a cycle club too...but despite getting called a "pus_y"...I somehow had eyes on a R90S that was up for sale. Gold paint and really nice. The captain that had it for sale, wanted too much and I just kind of had to swallow it...no BMW for me.
I had never even mentioned this to my roommate. He was gone a lot and I didn't even know he had a cycle. So we never discussed it.
One night I was in the barracks room and heard my roommate come in. He was white in the face, shaking all over and had trouble talking. He asked for a beer and I got one for him. Slowly the story started to come out.
The pay in the military was by German standards, quite good back then, but for a young fellow who had lots of girls and a motorcycle he parked in a garage off the military area, it just didn't add up to enough pocket money for him. He had thought up a way to improve the situation and done what many did back then...gotten to know the folks down at "shit park" in the city. .... On the evening this all happened, he had met with a Pakistani in the back room of a pub in town and purchased a large block of Hashish from the fellow. The money had just passed hands and the deal was done, when the local police burst through the front door screaming, "raid". The Packi and my roommate flew into the bathroom and with screaming police in the background, made it out the window and into the alley. The Packi went one way, my roommate the other, towards his bike. Naturally the alley was blocked by a police car, but not quite. Stashing the "goodies" in his jacket and quickly bending the sides of his number plate in so it couldn't be read, he got it somehow started on the first kick...fear will apparently start a Norton every time....and throwing it in gear, raising his feet and getting the bike between the wall and the police car, he gave it the gas and although crushing both of the Dunstall megaphones and bending the clutch lever , handlebars and such....not to mention what he did to the police car, he got it out of the alley and roared off. The police were not very far behind and within seconds there were three cruisers in on the chase. He told me he had never known that that bike could go.....so fast.......and never known police could too. It took him over an hour to lose them and only managed it by taking it through some woods where the police couldn't follow.
So there he was in the room, shaking and going on about how if he kept that bike, it would end up killing him...he now knew what it would do and it he kept it, it would make him want to drive like that all the time, he wouldn't ever make it to 25. All strange stuff for a fellow who had no "fear of dying"...but I guess he had finally seen the light. We are all human, in there, somewhere.
After listening to this "James Bond" story ...I couldn't help asking what he wanted to do with the bike. His response was..."sell it". "How much"? 800 dollars would get him a motocross bike ...he wanted to race Motocross instead.
Well...folks...I didn't even ask him what kind of bike it was.... didn't know what it looked like and hadn't even ever heard of a Norton.... but, I owned one now...and 30 years later, I still do.
We shook hands on the deal...and he sat down at the desk to cut his block up into "Dime" pieces.....