- Sep 24, 2012
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
But but but...don't Mormons shun chocolate (among other great things like caffeine and alcohol)?A conservative Mormon mother decides to talk to her daughter for the first time about sex (17 at the time) She places two slices of chocolate cake, beautifully decorated, from a nice bakery. "Now daughter, this is you with your virginity..." She then squashes one slice of cake with her hand. "And this is you without your virginity. What slice of cake would you rather give to your future husband, for time and all eternity?"
The young girl look back and forth between the cakes "But, mom...they both taste the same..."