Lineslinger
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Post your jokes and humor here.
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Lineslinger
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Craig
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When I retired after my 30 yrs I was still working my 28 days a month plus being available for call out 24/7 …. I was literally lost for 6wks or so …. Now I wonder how & why , in same boat as most working men retirees , just barely make ends meet every month , be for everything turned sideways during covid life was pretty good , it’s wow what happened ….^^^^ Sounds like a bunch of lazy sods to me
Gotta laugh when I started work it was a 6 1/2 day week every week
On one occasion of holidays and sickness amongst my colleagues I ended up working 47 consecutive 12 hr nightshifts
The money was very very good
Employment law would curtail such working hours these days.
Oxford luvvies ........... sounds like my taxation contributions has been keeping them in the lap of blood sucking luxury
robs ss
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Yes! I would just have to remember which one I was talking to.
Shelby-Right
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My norton exhaust ports turn out like those
Shelby-Right
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Old jokes , Two things apparently you shouldn't say in a gay bar , ( I've never been in one either) , don't offer to push their stool in 
, and don't ask for a fag ! . 
, and don't ask for a fag ! . 
Fast Eddie
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A sign in the garage where I took my van for a service t’other day:
MikeG
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But those are threads you wouldn't mind strippingMy norton exhaust ports turn out like those
Shelby-Right
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Looks like those nipples have been pinned, for safety I'd imagine , would want one of those coming loose !
texasSlick
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What do the following have in common?
1) a frozen pizza burned in the oven
2) a bottle of beer frozen in the freezer
3) an unwanted pregnancy
ANS: Some guy waited too long to pull it out.
1) a frozen pizza burned in the oven
2) a bottle of beer frozen in the freezer
3) an unwanted pregnancy
ANS: Some guy waited too long to pull it out.
texasSlick
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Then, should you decide to pick it up, you look around to see if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
baz
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Never stop halfway on the stairs
You'll never remember if you were going up or coming down!
or get the express stair lift, so that by the time it’s got to the top, you still remember why you got on it....