MikeG
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Turd HeardersI worked at that job back in the 1970’s what a hoot! From memory we were called night soil men.
Turd HeardersI worked at that job back in the 1970’s what a hoot! From memory we were called night soil men.
Respect the Grampy.Turd Hearders
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition...
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Paddy's 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.
"Grandma," he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said,
"Because you were born in August, but your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, you f*****g' idiot."
Did you hear that in Star Wars, they stopped selling Chewbacca Steaks on the death star ??????they were just too chewy.....
A real-life version of this played out a bit over 30 years ago.
Now that you are wiser Rob you no longer would wait 15 seconds lol.A real-life version of this played out a bit over 30 years ago.
I was sitting at an after work beer & cheese session with a female engineer (well endowed) I had known for 3 or 4 years.
After a break in the conversation I said "I bet I can make your tits wobble without touching them."
She said "Okay"
I added "You have to sit very still so that I can concentrate."
I put 20 cents on the table then "concentrated" very hard for about 15 seconds before reaching across the table and manually "wobbling" them - stating "you win!"
She thought it was hilarious - her older & uglier workmate didn't and castigated me mercilessly.
...of course now I am older and (ahem!) wiser.
Cheers