Phil V Hobit

Fast Eddie · Jun 1, 2014

phil yates said:
pete.v said:

texasSlick said:

Hey Y'all,

I think you are taking Yates too seriously....

Slick

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I really doubt that is the issue.

Acotrel, don't worry about judging Phil, there's a few of us that have that covered.

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Are they all snipers like you Pete? Duck in, fire, then duck out.
I'm sure Jerry has installed a big green button you can press, bingo!
Your pain is gone.

Pete, you just can't assess a person by text.
I read yours and think, he's a real nice guy.

Phil

Phil, I've just worked out why you and Pete banter so much, I saw your avatars... I didn't realise you were brothers...!! :lol:

toppy · Jun 1, 2014

No words yet from Hobot himself? ?

The both of them have things to say sometimes good other times not so and sometimes I struggle to understand what the hell they are trying to get across (especially Hobot sorry mate).
But agree with them or not at least they take the time to add stuff and try to help others an share knowledge.

So thanks to both of you an keep it up.

phil yates · Jun 1, 2014

phil yates said:
pete.v said:

texasSlick said:

Acotrel, don't worry about judging Phil, there's a few of us that have that covered.

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Are they all snipers like you Pete? Duck in, fire, then duck out.
I'm sure Jerry has installed a big green button you can press, bingo!
Your pain is gone.

Pete, you just can't assess a person by text.
I read yours and think, he's a real nice guy.

Phil

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Phil, I've just worked out why you and Pete banter so much, I saw your avatars... I didn't realise you were brothers...!! :lol:

Brothers?
I think not.
Pete bought my original combat.
I told him it wouldn't go no matter what he spent. But he didn't believe me.
He does now. Why wouldn't he be pissed off?

Phil

Hortons Norton · Jun 1, 2014

toppy said:
by toppy » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:59 pm
No words yet from Hobot himself? ?

Hobot is out kicking the crap out of all the new sportbikes!!!!!!!! :roll:

phil yates · Jun 1, 2014

Hortons Norton said:
toppy said:

by toppy » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:59 pm
No words yet from Hobot himself? ?

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Hobot is out kicking the crap out of all the new sportbikes!!!!!!!! :roll:

He is putting his make up on, before entering the stage. Won't take long. Actually, I think it will.

Did I tell you Sonia at the gym wants to meet hobot?
If you think his stories about himself are wild, you ought to hear the ones I tell about him.
There's not a woman in Mittagong that doesn't want to meet him.

Phil

Hortons Norton · Jun 1, 2014

Hell I'd like to meet him, And also like to ride with him, But he lives too far away. :cry:

phil yates · Jun 1, 2014

Hortons Norton said:
Hell I'd like to meet him, And also like to ride with him, But he lives too far away. :cry:

You want to ride with him??
I don't think I'd try that.
Unless you fancy being embedded 4 inches into a boulder.
Will you be riding your MkIII?
I could do with some spare bits.

Phil

worntorn · Jun 1, 2014

We need Phil for his spelling. Overall, this forum would not do well in a spelling bee, and I say that as one whose spelling abilities have waned somewhat.

I have noticed that a lot of the nasty guys who want to pick a fight are generally poor spellers. This is just like high school all over again. The poor spellers were frustrated and wanted to always kick the crap out of the good spellers at every opportunity.
We called them greaseballs. I don't know what happened to them all, perhaps one or two bought Nortons!

phil yates · Jun 1, 2014

worntorn said:
We need Phil for his spelling. Overall, this forum would not do well in a spelling bee, and I say that as one whose spelling abilities have waned somewhat.

I have noticed that a lot of the nasty guys who want to pick a fight are generally poor spellers. This is just like high school all over again. The poor spellers were frustrated and wanted to always kick the crap out of the good spellers at every opportunity.
We called them greaseballs. I don't know what happened to them all, perhaps one or two bought Nortons!

Interesting comment. Mary from next door isn't the best speller but the loveliest lady in the world. She writes my posts on a piece of paper and I whack em in here, with spelling corrected. I'm actually dyslexic and have absolutely no idea what the posts say, nor what anyone posts back.

I own a Honda Four and love it.
Am I in the right forum?

Phil

dennisgb · Jun 1, 2014

phil yates said:
Interesting comment. Mary from next door isn't the best speller but the loveliest lady in the world. She writes my posts on a piece of paper and I whack em in here, with spelling corrected. I'm actually dyslexic and have absolutely no idea what the posts say, nor what anyone posts back.

I own a Honda Four and love it.
Am I in the right forum?

Phil

Now that was funny

phil yates · Jun 1, 2014

dennisgb said:
phil yates said:

Interesting comment. Mary from next door isn't the best speller but the loveliest lady in the world. She writes my posts on a piece of paper and I whack em in here, with spelling corrected. I'm actually dyslexic and have absolutely no idea what the posts say, nor what anyone posts back.

I own a Honda Four and love it.
Am I in the right forum?

Phil

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Now that was funny

That was TRUE, love the big fat oversized ugly non handling useless hunk of shit with a passion.
Just like I love the ex

Phil

GRM 450 · Jun 1, 2014

Jenny is still away isn't she?
Is Mary in charge while Jenny is away? ( she's not doing a very good job)
When is Jenny due back?

Graeme

72Combat · Jun 2, 2014

Is this sort of like AC/DC vs lynyrd Skynyrd... :roll:

phil yates · Jun 2, 2014

GRM 450 said:
Jenny is still away isn't she?
Is Mary in charge while Jenny is away? ( she's not doing a very good job)
When is Jenny due back?

Graeme

Don't actually know. After the loud "clunk" upon advice of the Fullauto head purchase,
I'm not confident of anything!

Phil

phil yates · Jun 2, 2014

72Combat said:
Is this sort of like AC/DC vs lynyrd Skynyrd... :roll:

That's terrible 72.
No wonder you've been hiding from the Maoris for 40 years and the rest of your family migrated to Australia.
But you said that was to escape you, nor Maoris.
And New Zealand,
like the other 99% of what once was called your population.

Phil

phil yates · Jun 2, 2014

The land of the Beautiful People and Gentry is protected from NZeders by the Tasman Sea.
And from Western Australians because they can't jump over a rabbit fence.
Not even on a Norton, though hobot certainly could.

72Combat · Jun 2, 2014

ever been to New Zealand? :roll:

Peter R · Jun 2, 2014

These threads do make me smile.., although I have a small problem.
In our local bookstore all I got was blank stares when I asked for a hobotian-english dictionary..

phil yates · Jun 2, 2014

auldblue said:
Highlander, "There can be only one".

Then come and join me auldblue.
I'm actually tired of being the only Norton rider at the Mitto.
Having blown all the Japo's away, there's no one left to talk bikes with.
And watching "Who Wants To be A Millionaire" on the pub TV bores me fartless,
because I don't.
Love my lady, love my Norton.
Is there anything else needed in life?

Phil

Fast Eddie · Jun 2, 2014

phil yates said:
auldblue said:

Highlander, "There can be only one".

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Then come and join me auldblue.
I'm actually tired of being the only Norton rider at the Mitto.
Having blown all the Japo's away, there's no one left to talk bikes with.
And watching "Who Wants To be A Millionaire" bores me fartless,
because I don't.
Love my lady, love my Norton.
Is there anything else needed in life?

Phil

Another Norton !

Phil V Hobit

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