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A man walks into a pub and asks for a double scotch.

The Landlord asks, "are you alright" as the man looks a little shaken.

The man explained that his car had conked out a mile or so down the road. He had been scratching his head looking at the engine when a horse popped his head over the hedgerow and told him how to fix the problem.

"Arr, was it a black horse?" Asked the Landlord.

"Yes", said the man

"You wuz lucky then," said the Landlord. "There's a grey horse in that field, and he knows fuck all about engines".
 
holtcorseaux said:
Hehe great. I took this in a 5 hour traffic jam on the M25 Dartford flyover caused by Just Stop Oil lunatics chaining themselves to an overhead gantry.

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Oh Boy! So glad I missed that one.....

(As an aside: Why did the authorities not tell them it was impossible to free them without the use/help of carbon dependant materials/transport? And leave them there... )
 
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This just isn't funny
It happened to me once!
 

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You may have to be a Brit to know who these people are :D :D:D
 

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