Post your jokes and humor here.

[Matt Spencer]

 

[Matt Spencer]

 

[robs ss]

WTF?
I don't get it

 

[texasSlick]

WTF?
I don't get it

Nor I

 

[SteveBorland]

A man walks into a pub and asks for a double scotch.

The Landlord asks, "are you alright" as the man looks a little shaken.

The man explained that his car had conked out a mile or so down the road. He had been scratching his head looking at the engine when a horse popped his head over the hedgerow and told him how to fix the problem.

"Arr, was it a black horse?" Asked the Landlord.

"Yes", said the man

"You wuz lucky then," said the Landlord. "There's a grey horse in that field, and he knows fuck all about engines".

 

[holtcorseaux]

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Hehe great. I took this in a 5 hour traffic jam on the M25 Dartford flyover caused by Just Stop Oil lunatics chaining themselves to an overhead gantry.

 

[EstuaryBoy]

Hehe great. I took this in a 5 hour traffic jam on the M25 Dartford flyover caused by Just Stop Oil lunatics chaining themselves to an overhead gantry.

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Oh Boy! So glad I missed that one.....

(As an aside: Why did the authorities not tell them it was impossible to free them without the use/help of carbon dependant materials/transport? And leave them there... )

 

[Shelby-Right]

Hehe great. I took this in a 5 hour traffic jam on the M25 Dartford flyover caused by Just Stop Oil lunatics chaining themselves to an overhead gantry.

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Should give them all, the Electric chair ! .

 

[Shelby-Right]

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Cartoon probably came from this pic , very similar , coal gas supply .

 

[robs ss]

Cartoon probably came from this pic , very similar , coal gas supply .View attachment 99234

Is that a salt spreader?

 

[Shelby-Right]

Is that a salt spreader?

Back in the the 40s they ran engines on coal gas .

 

[baz]

Back in the the 40s they ran engines on coal gas .

Or maybe wood gas https://images.app.goo.gl/Ri6gtdDp5ezmAbca6

 

[baz]

At least we can keep our bikes running when petrol runs out! https://images.app.goo.gl/jJjLwa7kpqcLr5VR6

 

[Shelby-Right]

At least we can keep our bikes running when petrol runs out! https://images.app.goo.gl/jJjLwa7kpqcLr5VR6

Now , "that's a machine"

 

[Bonzo]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, but It's a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

 

[Flatspot]

 

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[baz]

This just isn't funny
It happened to me once!

 

[baz]

You may have to be a Brit to know who these people are