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Today is bin day and early this morn walking the dog I saw several piles of trash streaming down the lane
where the incomers left their rubbish in black bags not in a bin. Gulls again....
Gulls will fly 50 miles to a feeding area which is why you see them inland all too often.
 
Told by an old neighbour that a pair of magpies is part of the farm and should not be shot. Had problem with some fifty jackdaws 30 years ago. Shot one and have never seen them again.
For a long time tried to get rid of a pair of crows. When a deer kid was killed during harvest, mother deer tried to fend off the crows. Helped her with the shotgun, so no more crow problem.
Wife on an evening walk was hit by an owl on the head. Doctor examining the claw marks on her skull was more interested in what kind of owl making such marks than wife's pain.
Thought that funny.
 
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Check out Danny MacAskill : "Danny's Daycare" video
Yeah, pretty crazy.

Years ago I rode a lot of x-country mountain bike with ex-racers who were crazy. Needless to say, I got hurt a lot.

But, I also took my daughter(s) out on the trail with a Trail-a-bike. Nothing near as crazy with them tho, but it was fun.
 
One day, a raggedy looking woman carrying a large paper bag walks into the bank and asks to see the bank manager. The receptionist is hesitant, but when she sees the large amount of cash in the bag, she escorts the lady into the manager's office. The raggedy old lady says she'd like to open an account.

Naturally, the bank manager is extremely curious as to where this woman got all this money, so he asks her. She replies, "I make bets." He says, "what sort of bets?" She replies, "for example, I'll bet you $20,000 that your balls are square. He laughs and says to her, "that's ridiculous! I'll take that bet!" She agrees and tells him that because it's a large amount of money, she'd like to bring her lawyer in the next day at 10 am and they can settle the bet. Bank manager agrees. All night long, he's wondering how in the world this woman could possibly win this bet.

Next morning, she arrives with her lawyer and tells the bank manager to drop his pants so they can settle the bet. He does. She says, I have to feel them to make sure! He reluctantly agrees. Just then, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with your lawyer?" the manager asks.

"Oh, nothing," she answers. "It's just that I bet him $50,000 that I'd have a bank manager's balls in my hand at 10 o'clock this morning."
 
Which investment firm acted as a vigilante group and hanged country music star Mr. Haggard ?
 
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