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Yeah I'd expect to see stuff like that in India
I was just surprised to see it in Greece
Not many people wear crash helmets or gloves and that's on big sports bikes
Not just scooters
I don't wear gloves and in winter only fingerless gloves if its cold, after 50 years of riding still have all my fingers, but I do wear a stack hat.
 
Ash that is good for you up in the sub tropics but down here in the Hunter NSW it gets a bit cold, rode to a rally down to Windsor (outside of Sydney) and when I passed one of our members towing his bike he said his car temperature gauge was registering -5C. Had to stop for a wee and nearly had to strip off to a accomplish this feat :eek:.
When I was about 16 I had a bit of an off, in winter, winter gloves on and they at least held the blood in, until I took them off, so must be good for something, still wear the scars.
In summer I wear Dragon Kevlar reinforced Jeans and knitted gloves.
Burgs
 
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You All may have seen these before but, I thought what the heck:
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
 
You All may have seen these before but, I thought what the heck:
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
....and, why is Phonetic not spelled the way it sounds?
(if there's one word in the english language that should - this is it)
 
But the girls won a major trophy

The men have not won a major trophy since 1966, despite being paid vast fortunes
and driving hugely expensive Bentleys, Ranger Rovers, Ferrari, Porches etc
I think that was an absolute brilliant achievement, well done to them. I'm old enough to have watched the '66 final and would never have dreamed it would be so long before an England football team would win anything again... and the men still haven't!
I used to watch Coventry City (someone had to) back in the late 60s and early 70s and saw some great players but George Best just topped them all, a real genius even on crap pitches, which I appreciate now but back then I wanted him to fall flat on his face. I even met Bobby Moore and spoke with him after a game once, a true gent.
Now, and for many years, I don't give the game the time of day.
I believe the car parking image to be just light hearted humour, nothing more.
 
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I have no interest in football. When I was at school in the early 70s the football guys were
a violent lot. Their weapon of choice was the Stanley knife so they could maim and slash
opponent's faces without killing them. The football lads at school attacked the coach of
a rival team from another school with the fire axes from the walls of the school.

It has always pleased me when England and English teams are knocked out in the early
stages of tournaments so the English fans do not go abroad to be violent in other countries.

The news reporting of the girls matches showed a carnival atmosphere everywhere and
correct me if I'm wrong, but there seemed to be no fan segregation ?

For the first time ever I watched a football match and had a beer.

I understood the humour of the car park joke. I was having a go at the obscenely overpaid
professional football tossers (sorry players)
 
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I have no interest in football. When I was at school in the early 70s the football guys were
a violent lot. Their weapon of choice was the Stanley knife so they could maim and slash
opponent's faces without killing them. The football lads at school attacked the coach of
a rival team from another school with the fire axes from the walls of the school.

It has always pleased me when England and English teams are knocked out in the early
stages of tournaments so the English fans do not go abroad to be violent in other countries.

The news reporting of the girls matches showed a carnival atmosphere everywhere and
correct me if I'm wrong, but there seemed to be no fan segregation ?

For the first time ever I watched a football match and had a beer.

I understood the humour of the car park joke. I was having a go at the professional football
tossers (sorry players)
Blimey, where did you go to school?
 
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I’ve got two daughters and a missus so there was lots of joviality in the house with that great result !!
 
The local comprehensive. The bad lads used to go into the local town after
school to beat up the boys from the local private school, some dressed like
characters from A Clockwork Orange.

I preferred to try to get into the knickers of the local private girl school !
 
I’ve got two daughters and a missus so there was lots of joviality in the house with that great result !!
Although I watched it alone, except when my wife got home 20 mins from the end, we all watched
it separately, but had a great time together with loads of Whatapps

An excellent evening with a great result.

Right, must get out in the garage to apply spanners !
 
Some did and some didn't :)

In the days before proper motorcycle gear the girls school uniform green wooly tights
were especially prized as they could be worn under greasy, oily jeans to keep warm
and waterproof when out on a bike in the cold weather.

Luckily I didn't end up in hospital wearing school girls green wooly tights :eek:
 
Most men only go to girls sports like tennis and now football and other girls sport to only watch boob bounce and flash of frilly knickers and pretend to be watching the game :cool::rolleyes::oops: its a sport in itself.
 
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