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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were
taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she
would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a
short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to
the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened
her up, and stuffed pillows on her right side. A short time
later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members
again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her
waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to
Grandma and said.... "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How
are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad
and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...... "Bastards won't
let me fart".
 
Goddamned -24C here this morning.

If you've ever had the opportunity to visit The STATE OF Maine, you'll likely enjoy some of the subtleties of the vernacular.
The premise is, Atom is an hourly paid employee of a "temp agency", and Bud is a remodeling contractor, set on Vinalhaven Island.
Enjoy.

 
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