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Ok, now you guys have reminded me of this one ......

CEO's of beer brewers are at a convention. At break time, they head to the complimentary beer dispensary. The Aussie says, let me have a Fosters, the best beer in Australia.
The American says let me have a Bud, king of beers.
The German says Give me a Lowenbrau, best beer since 1400!
The Irishman says I'll have club soda with a twist of lime.

All the men look ai him in amazement. Then one asks, Paddy, aren't you going to have a Guinness?"

Paddy answers, "If you blokes aren't drinking, neither am I!

Slick
 
Actually, the day starts with Kiwis, we get it next - by the time it gets to you it's 3/4 used up!😉
Duh! That was the point - it wasn't her birthday until it got to the important time zone (New York/Washington DC) :D
 
Ok, now you guys have reminded me of this one ......

CEO's of beer brewers are at a convention. At break time, they head to the complimentary beer dispensary. The Aussie says, let me have a Fosters, the best beer in Australia.
The American says let me have a Bud, king of beers.
The German says Give me a Lowenbrau, best beer since 1400!
The Irishman says I'll have club soda with a twist of lime.

All the men look ai him in amazement. Then one asks, Paddy, aren't you going to have a Guinness?"

Paddy answers, "If you blokes aren't drinking, neither am I!

Slick
Sounds about right
I don't know anyone that drinks lager
It's that fizzy cold stuff we give to kids until they are old enough to drink real beer 😂😂
 
In Sweden we have at least 4296 different kinds of beer to choose between. 2064 Ale and 1315 Lager. Obviously some people drinks Lager.
Sadly doctors says beer ain't good for my diabetes. So I have to make do with Whisky.
 
While we are on the subject of beer, I have to re-tell this one ....

How is drinking lite beer like having sex in a canoe?
Ans: they are both fu*$g close to water!

Slick
Used to be told with *insert any American beer here*, but now 2 things have happened.
American micro breweries can actually produce decent beer, and now there's lots of low or no alcohol beers available that actually taste good.

Danes used to take the piss over Swedish light beer, turns out they were right all along!
 
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Pneumatic valve springs are metal bellows filled with compressed air used as an alternative to the metal wire springs used to close valves in high-speed internal combustion engines. This system was introduced in Formula One in 1986 with the Renault EF-Type.

Betcha Didnt Know TRIUMPH hadem in 67 ! .

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Used to be told with *insert any American beer here*, but now 2 things have happened.
American micro breweries can actually produce decent beer, and now there's lots of low or no alcohol beers available that actually taste good.

Danes used to take the piss over Swedish light beer, turns out they were right all along!



No alcohol beer...thats right up there with decaf coffee and inflatable love dolls. You go through all the motions but the feeling just ain't there.
 
Week ago, my Mother-in-law
began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean
off a fishing pier. I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in
the night table drawer by her bed.
I'm going to Hell
 
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