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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britain-sets-new-record-worlds-3818060 you need to come to the UK for a proper beer
And quite possibly English!
Duh! That was the point - it wasn't her birthday until it got to the important time zone (New York/Washington DC)Actually, the day starts with Kiwis, we get it next - by the time it gets to you it's 3/4 used up!
Sounds about rightOk, now you guys have reminded me of this one ......
CEO's of beer brewers are at a convention. At break time, they head to the complimentary beer dispensary. The Aussie says, let me have a Fosters, the best beer in Australia.
The American says let me have a Bud, king of beers.
The German says Give me a Lowenbrau, best beer since 1400!
The Irishman says I'll have club soda with a twist of lime.
All the men look ai him in amazement. Then one asks, Paddy, aren't you going to have a Guinness?"
Paddy answers, "If you blokes aren't drinking, neither am I!
Slick
Used to be told with *insert any American beer here*, but now 2 things have happened.While we are on the subject of beer, I have to re-tell this one ....
How is drinking lite beer like having sex in a canoe?
Ans: they are both fu*$g close to water!
Slick
Pneumatic valve springs are metal bellows filled with compressed air used as an alternative to the metal wire springs used to close valves in high-speed internal combustion engines. This system was introduced in Formula One in 1986 with the Renault EF-Type.
...er, um - this is a jokes & humour thread!?Betcha Didnt Know TRIUMPH hadem in 67 ! .
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Used to be told with *insert any American beer here*, but now 2 things have happened.
American micro breweries can actually produce decent beer, and now there's lots of low or no alcohol beers available that actually taste good.
Danes used to take the piss over Swedish light beer, turns out they were right all along!
No wonder so many Swedes goes to Denmark to buy lots of beer.Danes used to take the piss over Swedish light beer, turns out they were right all along!
Hmm, depends on whether you drink for the taste or the effectsNo alcohol beer...thats right up there with decaf coffee and inflatable love dolls. You go through all the motions but the feeling just ain't there.