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acotrel · Sep 23, 2022

Football is brainless idiocy - just a way for people such as Murdoch and Packer to make money. There are much better options. -

Craig · Sep 23, 2022

Yes ! over here it’s called the NFL , watch a game sometime , after all your crash stories you should like our game …

cjandme · Sep 24, 2022

So.... A couple are out on their first date and are at the dinner table in a restaurant. The woman asks the man if he has any children, to which he replies... Yes I have one that's under 2. Well, she snaps back at him and says... "I may be blonde but I know one is!"

Shelby-Right · Sep 25, 2022

Fast Eddie · Sep 25, 2022

Only six…?

KiwiShane · Sep 25, 2022

About right

Lineslinger · Sep 25, 2022

BERT · Sep 25, 2022

KiwiShane · Sep 25, 2022

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What do Wifes and Tornadoes have in common.?
Both screem when they come and take half the house when they leave.

cjandme · Sep 25, 2022

What does a deaf Gynecologist do? He reads lips......

Bonzo · Sep 26, 2022

My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

Lineslinger · Sep 26, 2022

Shelby-Right · Sep 26, 2022

Risky with the frisky boys in the pit , painted on suit

alans · Sep 26, 2022

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great pair of "Gene Autries" hey?

Shelby-Right · Sep 26, 2022

cjandme said:
What does a deaf Gynecologist do? He reads lips......

Women like the really old gynecologists , because of that shakey finger ! .

baz · Sep 26, 2022

I once knew a gynecologist that took his job so seriously that he re decorated his hall through his letterbox

Ok it's an old one but still makes me laugh

KiwiShane · Sep 26, 2022

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baz said:
I once knew a gynecologist that took his job so seriously that he re decorated his hall through his letterbox

Ok it's an old one but still makes me laugh

Its a messy job...but someone's gotta do it

Shelby-Right · Sep 26, 2022

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Its a messy job...but someone's gotta do it

Take the good with the bad on that one , you haven't got a fettish have you Shane ! .

MikeG · Sep 27, 2022

Then there was the 80 year old gynecologist who still worked one day a week just to keep his hand in it...

Lineslinger · Sep 27, 2022

I have a good friend who's brother is a retired gynecologist.
He had a very nice boat, 50+ feet.
He named it the "See Snatch"....true story. His nickname amongst his physician cohort's was simply "Snatch".

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