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A Texas farmer went to Australia for a holiday where he met a farmer and they got talking.
The Australian showed him his big wheat field and the Texan said "Oh, we have weat fields that are twice as big"
They walked around the farm when he showed off his cattle, "We have Longhorns that are twice as large as your cows"
The conversation had almost died when the Texan saw a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. "And what are those ?" The Texan asked.
The Aussie, with an incredulous look replied "What's the matter, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
The Australian showed him his big wheat field and the Texan said "Oh, we have weat fields that are twice as big"
They walked around the farm when he showed off his cattle, "We have Longhorns that are twice as large as your cows"
The conversation had almost died when the Texan saw a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. "And what are those ?" The Texan asked.
The Aussie, with an incredulous look replied "What's the matter, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"