A Jr. Executive gets a promotion, and with his raise decides to buy a membership at a country club.
Taking off work a little early, he decides to play a fast 9 holes by himself. At the fifth hole he comes up on a gorgeous gal playing by herself. He says "Hey! How about playing these last 5 holes together, instead of me playing through? She says she would like that.
He begins keeping a separate scorecard on his own to see how she compares with his own skill, and is dismayed that she beat him by 2 strokes.
After nine holes he asks if she would like to get something to eat at the clubhouse, but she demures saying she has to meet a friend. He asks if he can escort her to her car, but she says she would like to walk him to his car. This confuses him somewhat but he agrees, and is surprised when she gets in his car. He is twice surprised when she says "In 15 seconds, you are going to look like you are sitting alone in this car!"
They part, with an agreement to meet day after for another 9 holes. They meet, she beats him by four strokes, and afterwards, it is a repeat of their first meeting.
Another day, another 9 holes, another loss by four strokes, etc, etc.
The weekend is coming up and he asks if she would like to meet for 18 holes on Saturday. She says she would like that, and they part, but he books a reservation at a 5 star restaurant and a suite at a 4 star hotel.
On Saturday, they meet and play 18 holes. She beats him by 9 strokes. No matter he thinks, and then tells her of his weekend reservations, and that he refuses to take no for the rest of the weekend he has planned.
She begins to cry. Confused, he says "what have I done to offend you?
Between sobs she says "you don't know me (sob)!"
Sure I do, he says, you are a wonderful person, I would like to do something nice for you.
(Sob) No you don't (sob). You don't know who or (sob) what I am (sob) I am a guy! (Sob) (sob).
In shock, the guy looks at her (him) with his mouth agape, while his mind is struggling with the impact of this on his sexual psyche. Then, another thought enters his mind, and he says,
You - no - good - lying - CHEATING - BASTARD! You have been teeing off from the ladies handicap line all week!
Slick