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New secret plot to disrupt German Auto Industry .

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Matt...you got your own mushroom garden?
Or do you go radically off topic just to get a rise out of the players in this thread? ;)
 
Local Pub , urinal wall joke …. “Don’t look here for a joke , it’s in your hand “ ….
 
Matt...you got your own mushroom garden?
Or do you go radically off topic just to get a rise out of the players in this thread? ;)
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This is the Blue Mountains , everyones frozen blue in winter . Tho forignersve been known to come here for that . The general atmosphere is scarcely automotive . rather droll in fact .

As forthe Z1 , thought intresting in the period ( Commando ) context . But been pondering for weeks where itd fit . Spur of the moment ; Humour ' seemed the most appropriate .

Seen a 72 Interstate , a Mk II 850 Interstate , & a knew knorton ( on a Trailer ) up here . In the last five centuries . Mainly Artists here , so the general intellectual atmosphere is not .
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. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.​

“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.​

The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”​

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally!​


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. A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says “make me one with everything.”​

The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.​

“Where’s my change?” the monk asks.​

The vendor replies, “change comes from within.”​


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In my old pub there was writing on the wall at the piss trough (urinal) that was so small you had to put one hand on the wall while leaning towards it to read while the other hand kept hold of things, guess what it said, you are now on a 45 degree lean lol.
 
At a 20 year high school re-union, two guys meet up, and find each has gone to medical school, and are now practicing physicians. The conversation turns to their respective practices, then to their investments, then one guy says,
"Hey! Do you remember old flat chested Suzie Brown?"
Second Doc: "Yeah, what about her?"
First Doc. "You ought to see her now! She's like this"..... and holds his hands out with fingers curved as if he were holding two cantaloupes.
Second Doc: "Implants?"
First Doc: "No, rheumatoid arthritis."
 
Well along the lines of the Knockin' Shop, mates in the states will get this play on words....
 

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Danno said:
Used to be a bar near here, the Men's had a toilet seat on the wall with a sign that said, "A$$#0!% of the Month" If you opened the lid, there was a mirror inside and a horn like that would go off behind the bar,
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Ladies room in a bar near me had a Tarzan poster with a little leather flap/loin cloth one could lift up, rigged to a siren in the bar. Hehe lots of red faced ladies walking out of there.
 
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