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It WAS tongue in cheek....
Bottom line is I think (hope?) most Brits will/can discuss/ridicule our leaders (witness the popularity of Private Eye, Spitting Image et al) without taking umbrage....
Possibly :)
I agree - however, if you look back - not all accept making fun of Greta, Boris, Donald, etc - and that's where the humour disappears - unfortunately!
 

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Soo....

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He addressed the men. “Can each of you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?”

Tony leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently and whispered, “Self-raising, isn't it?”

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.
 

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Black humour yes, but any fans of 'Puckoon' may see the funny side....

 

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Just last wk , flattened my stock pile of card board boxes for re-cycle pick up , unbelievable how much I had accumulated including 2 huge Corbin seat boxes and maybe 40 other medium to large assorted sizes , kept half dozen 12lb coffee cases and few shoe boxes , just never know when a box comes in handy , my wife made me promise not to collect anymore, ever ! …. did not mention the reserves of CB in bike shed ….
 
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