Lineslinger
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yesterday it made the news in the UK by docking. Obviously a very light news day....!
Bloke walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.A woman walks into a bar with a duck sitting on her shoulder.
She sits at the bar and orders a drink.
As the bartender sets her drink on the bar he asks "Where did you get the pig?"
She replies "That's a duck".
The bartender says "I was talking to the duck"!
as if on cue, this we spotted in sister’s front garden, should be hibernating I’d thoughtBloke walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
"That's an unusual pet" says the barman "what's it's name?"
"Tiny" replied the bloke.
"Tiny?" asks the barman "why would you name him that?"
"Because..." says the bloke "he's my newt!"
They don't drink much just flic it out and don't waste a good beer.Have had a glass of rum handed to me at hockey team camp party with one those paddling in my drink … others suffered same indignity and our goalie drank his …. proof goalies from other dimension ….