You know nothing ever goes to plan in Nigeria. I have just wasted a whole day when I could have been working on dis-assembling my Norton. I was invited to go see the slave museum in a place called Bagadry and then on to Whispering Palms resort on the Beach to stay for the night.
The slave museum(s) were very interesting with various implements of branding, hanging and other tortures man has seen fit to inflict on fellow man. Saw the Point of No return which was the gate the slaves went thro on their way to the Americas- Amazing to think millions of people went that way never to return.
However on reaching to the resort afterwards (where I was supposed to stay tonight) I took one look in the room and it was an absolute tip- and all for 180USD a night.
So I refused to stay and decided to come back to my digs.
On the way back I had my camera out and thought it would be nice to give you an idea of the environment my Norton has lived for the last 30 odd years.
So I thought I would concentrate as far as possible on photographing bikes going past the car in traffic, and here they are numerous as wasps.
Now can I say that Nigeria roads are crazy places that people use to get to work, live, sell ,repair vehicles and die.
Cheap Chinese 100cc motorcycle taxis are every where on these roads, usually overloaded and not maintained ( and the untrained taxi riders fall off/ get killed daily).
Infact if you are in traffic for a couple of hours in Lagos you are bound to see a Bike and passenger spill, often with fatal consequences. I have seen so many, I have lost count, the funniest being when one rider side-swiped 2 other riders and they all ended up in the open sewer. There was an amazing fist fight afterwards between them all.
So I thought I would make a set of pictures of what I have seen in one 2 hour traffic jam going back to Lagos today. My Norton is in for such a shock when I get her back home to UK in her entirety- to smooth roads where she will be insured, people drive (relatively ) safely and she will be road tested every year. She will never see a pothole again...
I apologise for the quality of the pix but Lagos is not the city to go driving around with the window down, and your camera hanging out.
So anyway here goes ( and remember this is every day life in this crazy City)... But you know over the last 2 years I have been visiting here I quite like the adrenaline buzz..... and this was just my 2 hour journey today... My Norton has had 30 odd years of this.
Enjoy....
A typical Nigerian road off the main routes- untarred and with potholes big enough to swallow a small car. My Norton must have done thousands of miles on roads as bad as these, even within the cities. This was the road to the town where the Resort was located:
Many vehicles in Nigeria are badly maintained and are usually road test failures from US and Europe. They belch smoke incessantly. How my Norton coped with no air filters I really don’t know, but will find out when the pistons come out.
Hey look 3 men on a bike...
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Wow.... a sheep on a bike just went past.. probably dinner tonight
Poor thing...
Wow.. another pedestrian knocked over, this time from a Motorcycle Taxi hitting the blind side of the white bus and wiping out the pedestrian... awesome stuff, at least its not fatal..., am surprised it has not happened earlier on this journey
Pedestrian will probably have a telling off ( or maybe a slap) from the motorcycle Taxi driver for leaving the house in the first place.
Lagos Motorcycle taxi Rank:The bad boys: untrained, uncouth, unwashed and risking their lives every minute of every day keeping Lagos moving, and just waiting to take you for possibly the last ride of your life:
Wow that car in front has got a wheel trim hanging off and hey and the other car has a fridge hanging out of its boot...
Ever seen a TV on a bike in its box?
Jeez these bikes are on the wrong side of the road coming towards us:
Oh dear.. Police have turned up for a bribe, bike and passenger quickly pick up bike and put in correct direction on correct carriageway before Police catch them:
My goodness, another sheep on a bike... can you imagine??
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I do believe the feet in front of that cart are human...
And then a cloudburst. In seconds roads are flooded as no drains, and sun is out again... even weather here is crazy:
Its dark now, and I cant wait to start more dis-assembly on the Norton tomorrow. Goodnight from a steamy hot Lagos-7 days to go and then back to the lovely freezing rain of Wales. Ohhh I so cant wait......