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72Combat said:
phil yates said:
It was the start of a long life in which I have continued to do both. But still enjoy riding my Commando more than anything else. And no piece of Japo Crapo is ever going to change my mind. I am impervious to trends and fads!

Phil
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Yum, meat ( maggot pack) pies, horrible beer and Falcadors ( them of the taxi racing) :lol: :lol:
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Now there's a thought. I'm going to make a pie for tea tonight. Haven't had one for as long as I can remember.
Les, I suppose swapping recipes in here would be off limits?
Chips fried in Commando sump oil.
Manifolded chicken wings, left overnight in the Amals.
Home made mince, put through the rear chain and sprocket.
Peashooter soup.
Baked bean Cans.
Isolised Pork.

I'm going to be a very busy boy!
 
When I came out of the pub last night, there is a guy looking at the Norton and tells me has a g??? Triumph. I look disinterested but he won't go away. Suggests we can both go for a ride together on the weekend. I say nothing and walk back into the pub until he wanders down the street, then come out and ride home with a beer bottle sticking out of each jacket pocket.

I just don't get it.
What is this thing about going for rides together?
Is this like two girls going to the toilet together?

What could be interesting about having some guy follow you around town on his crappy bike?
We are talking about the Unapproachable Norton here.

I don't ride with anyone.

The next guy I see with a car, I'll suggest I'll get mine out too and we can drive around town together taking it in turns to be in front.
It's totally weird to me. Maybe I'm just an Unapproachable Norton Rider. With severely retarded social skills. And a zero sense of community.
 
I grew up fighting with a younger brother who died so I guess I'm looking for a brother now and then. Mostly though I get too logical objective after a take down not my fault but to be on a cycle so following a buddy with relaxed confident attitude leading the way helps me back into motorcyclist never never land again. I run into loners now with an attitude too so just nod and leave em be. Still to see a vintage bike being used in public generally means owner is competent and worth knowing if not traveling with. I generally bring up tail of a pair of more as I like to watch em deal turns and some times get close enough to enjoy our combined exhaust notes. If Phil was the loner rock w/o any moss then why so much social activity here. I've only braved two rides this year both solo but my buddy Wes has visited twice on his Bonnie and '71 Cdo and gets a ride in solo after work he tells me about. Went I saw a '71 parked in out village square some months after my 1st Combat I was amazed and encouraged someone could advise me on Cdo care and show me around, he barely mumbled his name before just roaring off like Phil.
ugh.
 
hobot said:
I grew up fighting with a younger brother who died so I guess I'm looking for a brother now and then. Mostly though I get too logical objective after a take down not my fault but to be on a cycle so following a buddy with relaxed confident attitude leading the way helps me back into motorcyclist never never land again. I run into loners now with an attitude too so just nod and leave em be. Still to see a vintage bike being used in public generally means owner is competent and worth knowing if not traveling with. I generally bring up tail of a pair of more as I like to watch em deal turns and some times get close enough to enjoy our combined exhaust notes. If Phil was the loner rock w/o any moss then why so much social activity here. I've only braved two rides this year both solo but my buddy Wes has visited twice on his Bonnie and '71 Cdo and gets a ride in solo after work he tells me about. Went I saw a '71 parked in out village square some months after my 1st Combat I was amazed and encouraged someone could advise me on Cdo care and show me around, he barely mumbled his name before just roaring off like Phil.
ugh.
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You call this social activity? I guess in a sense it is. And as close to other humans as I'm prepared to come. Except two beers in the pub and chatting to Norton interested folk in the street. But what is social about riding with another motorcyclist? I don't get that. Safety reasons on a trip, I get it and did it. I guess if you are going somewhere you will have someone to talk to when you get there. But taking your gal for lunch in the country interests me far more than a dual ride with a hairy co cyclists. AND, the bastard didn't even have a Norton, let alone a Commando, let alone a MkIII. He would have had more chance asking Vivian Neve to marry him than going for a ride with me.

Phil
 
With severely retarded social skills. And a zero sense of community.[/quote]

Sums it up nicely really. One word would suffice tho. Wanker

Dear America,
Sorry. This is the minority you are suffering. The minority with a big mouth and small dick.
Apologies to the jap riders too.
Love from DKT (and Australia)
 
Dkt26 said:
phil yates said:
With severely retarded social skills. And a zero sense of community.
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Sums it up nicely really. One word would suffice tho. Wanker

Dear America,
Sorry. This is the minority you are suffering. The minority with a big mouth and small dick.
Apologies to the jap riders too.
Love from DKT (and Australia)
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It is most gracious of you take responsability. It is appreciate. However, we still have this problem, don't we.
 
But what is social about riding with another motorcyclist? I don't get that.
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Ah dude I face a lot of social flake here and other places on what ya'all missing out not following hobot path of power and handling in an cute ole clunker. i've made love with gals on their cycles up close with no thought of contest other than who could thrill the other in trust and skill. Similar to getting in fights with fella's too that end up best buddies. Of course ya got to have something worth attracting those ya'd like to be around again. My own mind is too small for me to live in alone, boreing, so see nothing to brag on about being a monk or hermit but evidence of deep depression like lurks in me so seeking distractions all the time. I do get a spike in sense of self worth and joy when getting bored with so called elite riders and cycles and beginning my solo solitude road orgasms they don't even have language to describe but borrowing crash terms that only apply to corner cripples. I got a big macaw as a pet to out last me as my best buddies in crime and sports through various era's in life didn't make it so took their memories with them the jerks.

Commando Versus Modern

Liberty the female with leg band died in seizure looking at me freaked out in terror. Justice stopped being hen pecked and took up with me closer afterwards. Rides my cycles around home and bobs his head at me in joy then lays out long in the wind stream leaning with the turns like a surfer made for it.
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Sums it up nicely really. One word would suffice tho. Wanker

Dear America,
Sorry. This is the minority you are suffering. The minority with a big mouth and small dick.
Apologies to the jap riders too.
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Well said DKT - he's an embarrassment to the many aussie riders here.

It is most gracious of you take responsability. It is appreciate. However, we still have this problem, don't we.
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Hope he goes away as quick as he came - then we can get back to talking about nortons and not have to put up with all this self indulgement bullshit.

Then again :idea: .....Mittagong........Red Norton.........pisshead at a pub.......... shouldn't be hard to find :wink:

johno
 
Thanks Johno from another Aussie.I am glad you said it.
A tosser of the first degree.
Or as my wife said about another rider once "how does he ride with his hand on it".

Rosey
 
pete.v said:
Dkt26 said:
phil yates said:
With severely retarded social skills. And a zero sense of community.
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Sums it up nicely really. One word would suffice tho. Wanker

Dear America,
Sorry. This is the minority you are suffering. The minority with a big mouth and small dick.
Apologies to the jap riders too.
Love from DKT (and Australia)
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It is most gracious of you take responsability. It is appreciate. However, we still have this problem, don't we.
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Yes we do Pete
 
petejohno said:
Sums it up nicely really. One word would suffice tho. Wanker

Dear America,
Sorry. This is the minority you are suffering. The minority with a big mouth and small dick.
Apologies to the jap riders too.
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Well said DKT - he's an embarrassment to the many aussie riders here.

It is most gracious of you take responsability. It is appreciate. However, we still have this problem, don't we.
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Hope he goes away as quick as he came - then we can get back to talking about nortons and not have to put up with all this self indulgement bullshit.

Then again :idea: .....Mittagong........Red Norton.........pisshead at a pub.......... shouldn't be hard to find :wink:

johno
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Haha. I thought the same thing!!
 
Phil is just a guy who loves his Norton and has a well developed sense of humour. I don't think he takes himself seriously in the least, nor should anyone else.


Glen
 
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By Joves , its another fascinating post from the Mittagong pub...." whats Jappo Crappo Binky?"
 
Well played that man.
Reality is highly overrated,lets keep it real and on track.
That's Phil on the Commando. 8)

[video]http://youtu.be/6IyLovut45E[/video]
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It getting funnier by the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
olChris said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It getting funnier by the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I think so too.
When everyone has had their say about whatever serious criticism they think has been levelled at them,
then I can have my say.
So let me know when you are finished.
 
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