Cheating

I don't have many regrets in my life, however in both of my marriages, my women have handled the money. Just before he died, I was talking to Steve Oszko, about ,my Seeley 850. He was pretty erudite,
and said - 'YOU IDIOT, YOU HAVE LRFT IT TOO LATE[ ! '.
In this life you need to do some things just for yourself. Most guys do enough love and dedication to become deserving. My ex does not sleep in a car.
 
texasSlick said:
Pontoon boats are good when you hook a good sized fish, and the three other guys in the boat rush over to see what it is. When this happened in my fishing rig, water started over the gunnel!

Slick
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Were they as high as these two stoners? Fishin' can be crazy shit..
 
concours said:
SWMBO = She who must be obeyed

Yes, yes, that was a sarcastic question.🤣
Now that you've actually typed those words, we are required, by policy, to suspend your man card, pending a board review. ⚖️
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Uhmmm, since you were the one who told me the meaning… Wait! You set me up! Not cool at all.
 
for those who never saw the (alleged) sci-fi movie, I never forgot the woman on a horse, scolding the guy: "eyes DOWN, DINK!"

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Planet Earth (TV Movie 1974) - IMDb

Planet Earth: Directed by Marc Daniels. With John Saxon, Janet Margolin, Ted Cassidy, Christopher Cary. A man awakens from suspended animation and finds himself in the 22nd century, where women rule the world and men are slaves called Dinks. He is captured and sold as a slave, but escapes and...
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Fast Eddie said:
My wife and daughters are in Japan visit her parents.

Meanwhile, a motorbike has changed in the shed.

I‘m trying to work out if she’ll even notice !

Do I come clean or chance it …?
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Say the old bike was recalled by the maker, "lack of power".
 
concours said:
Say the old bike was recalled by the maker, "lack of power".
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Whilst they have a total lack of interest… they’re not stupid !

To close out the story: Turns out the Missus has worked out that the shed is full... So any new bike means the disposal of another… so basically… she couldn’t give a toss anymore !
 
Women love their man's...man cave.... they know it keeps us alive from the normal hum drum of getting older or whatever and keeping up with decent interests...my girl doesn't even mind that my bikes rear foot pegs have disappeared as well...mind you ...she dont can't get comfortable with my driving either 🤣
 
Fast Eddie said:
Whilst they have a total lack of interest… they’re not stupid !

To close out the story: Turns out the Missus has worked out that the shed is full... So any new bike means the disposal of another… so basically… she couldn’t give a toss anymore !
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I thought it was the HD/R3 shell game. Then I looked at the date. Oops
 
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