Breaking A Collarbone - The Hard Way

Not sure which newspaper/city this is from.
I hope this article is not about a forum member.
Although, the victim does seem to possess similar qualities of a typical Norton owner. :lol:

There's been versions of this story around forever. One has him sharing a room with a guy who tied a boatswain's chair to be bumper of his truck so he could hang and paint the back side of his house. Of course, his wife got in the truck and took off, pulling him up and over the roof and down the other side.

Shouldn’t this be on the Funny clean jokes wanted Page :?:

Bernhard, This joke is too clean for the 'funny clean jokes wanted' page these days. I have also seen this joke doing the rounds for a few years.