Post your jokes and humor here.

Post your jokes and humor here.
 
My Commando suddenly cut out on me today.

I rolled to the side of the road, pulled off the sidecover, and there was a bat sitting inside.

It looked up and said, "Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very Niceley dressed too".

I could see the problem straight away.....

Bat Flattery.
 
I suffer a lot from my wife, but she has to put up with me as well, so it works for both of us, we both suffer each other and we both know when to leave each other alone, she has her space I have my shed, bikes and beer fridge, as I say works for us and if it don't that's when I jump on the bike and go away for a week or too, thank god I still have my freedom to escape.
 
Afraid I’m with Ash on the marriage thing , 42 yrs & counting , the jokes are funny though ….
 
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