Post your jokes and humor here.

Post your jokes and humor here.
 
I remember years ago when one of the Sex Pistols warned the royal family that their ssociation with pedophiles was not a good look...he was condemned as a consequence
 

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True story
Years ago working as a shipping supervisor a new heavy machine operator called me up and asked where the dip stick was ..as he was required to check all fluid levels at the start of his shift.
I responded and said the dip stick is directly behind the steering wheel...he then turned and looked behind his seat 😁
 
A dumb blonde joke then:

A guy walks out of his house and his dumb blonde next door neighbor is jumping for joy on her front lawn. He asks what's up and she tells him "I just found out I'm pregnant". "Congratulations " he says, I know you and hubby have been trying for a while". Not only am I pregnant she says, it's twins! How can you tell its twins so early in your pregnancy he asked. Well she says "I bought a home pregnancy test kit and it had two tests in it. Both came out positive so it must be twins!
 
cliffa said:
My Commando suddenly cut out on me today.

I rolled to the side of the road, pulled off the sidecover, and there was a bat sitting inside.

It looked up and said, "Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very Niceley dressed too".

I could see the problem straight away.....

Bat Flattery.
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I thought it would lead into Bat Shit Crazy
 
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