I had a boss once tell me never hire a man who smokes a pipe. They're either cleaning it, loading it, or trying to light it, and never have time to work
How true ...
My old Chief Engineer used to work on the basis that a cigarette would last 4 minutes so if he caught me sat down having a fag he could tell how long I'd been there by how much cigarette was left.
Anyway ... smoking a pipe .... I used to love a pipe but gave up tobacco years back .. would love to smoke now if it wasn't so gaddamned bad for you ... really miss it !
My very first pipe - when I was an apprentice my boss sent me out in the works van one Saturday morning to collect some equipment and what a " jolly " a run in the van was - foot to the floor pedal to the metal and testing the tyre grip at all possible times.
Anyway on this particular morning I was hurling the van around a roundabout on what seemed to be two or three wheels when I spied in the middle of the road a PIPE and a very shiny one too - I had eyes like a shit house rat in them days Lol !
I span the van around the roundabout once more, stopped mid way and in the middle of the two lanes to the chagrin of those around me I opened the drivers door reached out and picked up the pipe, it really was brand new !
That started me off on a few decades long adventure in exploring the tobaccos and blends from around the world - my uncle at that time was a globe trotter for his work and he would bring me back different tobaccos from wherever he'd travelled to, gotta say I was spoilt as were my lungs much later on as it turned out .
Yes smoking a pipe apart from being a relaxing pastime my old Chief Engineer couldn't tell how long I'd been sat down smoking anymore though god help me or anyone else if we were caught sat in the same spot later on.
Enjoy your Borkom Riff Tom, I'm suitably envious and salivating