true story!

Jul 24, 2009
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One day, salesman was going door to door thru a quiet residental neighborhood.

After ringing yet another bell, this door was opened by a young boy, about 5 or 6 years old. In his right hand, he had a whiskey on the rocks, and in his left, a half smoked cigar....

Somewhat shocked, the salesman said "hey there young fella, are your parents home?"

The lad looks up to him, exhales a cloud of smoke, and says "What the fuck do you think?"