The last ride

Staytite · Dec 23, 2022

I received an email with this included a few days ago ..... Rather worrying

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baz · Dec 23, 2022

Staytite said:
I received an email with this included a few days ago ..... Rather worrying

Here at Classic Bike Hub, we're always on the lookout for services we think our
customers would be interested in.

Read about these acclaimed motorcycle funerals by Motorcycle Funerals Limited.

Distinguished Motorbike and Sidecar Hearses from Motorcycle Funerals Ltd*

Motorcycle funerals Limited was founded by the late Reverend Paul Sinclair, who was passionate about having
an individual send-off that reflected the individual’s life .
Excellence in services since 2002 .
The services cover Nationwide England, Scotland, and Wales.
With the only fleet in the world, they continue to be passionate about the services they provide, during what can
be a difficult time and sometimes even traumatic.
Their mission is to take a bit of the edge off.
They have available:

Triumph Bonneville as seen on TV

Triumph speed Triple

Triumph Thunderbird

Harley Davidson Roadking

An environmentally friendly Tandem bicycle Hearse

Learn more >>

*Sponsored content.

Given the choice I'd go for that bicycle hearse
Just so I could piss a few more people off as I leave this planet
I'm going to put on some more weight in readiness,make them work for the money

MikeG · Dec 23, 2022

I plan to be roasted and have my ashes put into a pack on the back of my Norton that can be opened by the rider so I get scattered all over my favorite road. Or into the grill of the car tailgating us,whichever.

Onder · Dec 23, 2022

Too creepy. I am here now. When I am gone it won't matter about anything at least to me.

mean gene · Dec 23, 2022

Cremation, put some of my ashes in the carb, always wanted to see in side a combustion chamber!! Dump the rest along the road!

robs ss · Dec 23, 2022

Stave it off with this... Mar 29, 2020
(I have this sticker on my front master cylinder - I anyone wants one - PM me)

Staytite · Dec 24, 2022

Difficult to believe St Columbanus was a biker.

Anybody know who was making motorcycles when
St Columbanas walked (biked?) on this planet ?

What did he ride ?

robs ss · Dec 24, 2022

Staytite said:
Difficult to believe St Columbanus was a biker.

Anybody know who was making motorcycles when
St Columbanas walked (biked?) on this planet ?

What did he ride ?

Nah - It was apparently some 1930's pommie cleric that invoked him - I don't mind one bit!
Free offer still stands if anyone would like one.
Cheers

blaisestation · Dec 24, 2022

baz said:
Given the choice I'd go for that bicycle hearse
Just so I could piss a few more people off as I leave this planet
I'm going to put on some more weight in readiness,make them work for the money

Man after my own heart Baz .
Cheers

Craig · Dec 24, 2022

TV show from 90’s “Northern Exposure” , one episode dealt with a bikers death , they canvas wrapped him as at sea , only used a catapult up , up & away he went , with a big splash , to strains of whiter shade of pale ….. works for me