Post your jokes and humor here.

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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
Post your jokes and humor here.


"You've been in the wars, Chief - peg leg, hook, eyepatch - how'd it happen? Bad battle?"

"Arrr! It be many brutal battles, my boy! Lost the leg taking a Spanish silver galleon. I were standing on the quarterdeck, and a chainshot took my leg clean off through the shin. Surgeon was staunching it, even while we were boarding our prize!"

"And the hand? How did you lose that?"

"We was trading broadsides with a French man'o'war, and got the lines across to board her. I be swinging onto their deck, and crossed swords with their Captain. A demon he was, strong and fast, and he cut into my sword arm. Blood everywhere! I fell on him and grappled him, and we captured his ship. But, it didn't heal. Took a fever, and they had to hack the hand off, put the hook in its stead."

"Amazing! And how about the eye? Musket ball? Grapeshot? An enemy with a boarding pike?"

"Arrr... well, the eye I lost peering into the setting sun, looking for the enemy's masts."

"The sun burned your eye out?"

"Nar... my eyes started to water and I tried to wipe them. But I still weren't used to the hook yet."
 
SteveBorland said:
"Nar... my eyes started to water and I tried to wipe them. But I still weren't used to the hook yet."
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That was a 'dad joke' for the kids in Adventure Guides, but we said a bird pooped in his eye. Good memories. Arrrrr (our tribe was the Buccaneers, I was Chief Running Tab and my donut-loving son was Bear Claw).
 
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