Post your jokes and humor here.

Post your jokes and humor here.
 
Not as "enlightening" as Creative Electrical Tape 1A, but...

A passenger in a taxi leaned over and tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question The driver screamed hysterically, threw both hands in the air, lost control of the cab which very nearly hit a bus coming the other way, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then the still shaking driver said, “I'm terribly sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”

The passenger, who had been thrown down across the back seat and was clutching his heart said he was sorry too and that he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten someone so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, It’s me who should be sorry, it's entirely my fault. But, you see today is my first day driving a cab.”

“I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years.”
 
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