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Probably seen these before
But still good !
The last picture shows Henry Body, he was a stalwart of the NSA sprint race fraternity with his Douglas - combined age of 160-170 years.

Yes, he only had one eye, and the RAC/ACU granted him a special licence to race despite being visually impaired as he’d been racing like that for umpteen years.

An absolute character unfortunately I lost touch with him around 10 years ago when I stopped racing - he was still going at 80+
 

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Well you were partially right
We have no prime minister now
Well you were partially right
We have no prime minister now
Spotted...Thanks...The consequences of not keeping the purse strings tight
The net zero carbon pipe dream is a contributor to that...so what now Boris ?
Charles Walker is who I consider a true conservative
 

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making Hardly Dangerous rider steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?", he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my bike had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”
 
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