So this guy get caught cheating on his taxes for the 5th time, and the government prosecutes him. The jury finds him guilty, and the judge says: "OK, Mr. Watson, you have been found guilty and I sentence you to 5 years in the penitentiary."
The guys starts freaking out because he is a little skinny guy, and he tells the judge "No, no, I am terrified of going to jail, look at me, I wont last there."
And the judge tells him "You should have thought about that when you did this crime repeatedly....go."
So the guy goes to jail.
The guard at the prison is taking him to his cell, and says "Oh man, all we have left is a room with Big Bad Bubba, good luck, buddy." It is his worst nightmare.
So he gets put in the cell and Bubba is a huge dude. He says to the guy "OK, lets get this straight from the get go. You want to be the husband, or you want to be the wife?"
After the guy just about faints, he thinks, well, maybe i got a glimmer of hope here... and replies in a squeaky voice "Ummm, well,...uh... let's see, how about I am the husband?"
And Big Bad Bubba just smiles and says "Fine with me, now get over here and suck your wife's c*ck."