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Flatspot said:

May I say that there is a proviso for me, I’d have to be blindfolded as I detest the current fad for tattoos to the extreme that otherwise pretty/beautiful women desecrate their bodies with.

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Maybe you could try to rub them off - just a thought…

 

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MEDIA BRAINWASHING AT ITS FINEST

 

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KiwiShane said:

MEDIA BRAINWASHING AT ITS FINEST

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In the winter of '70/'71 I opened a package of "C" rations with a green package of "Lucky Strikes" inside.

 

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Dan1950 said:

In the winter of '70/'71 I opened a package of "C" rations with a green package of "Lucky Strikes" inside.

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These advertisements were quite probably pre 1964...when TV advertisements were banned... energy value in cigarettes .... Zero

 

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Yep

 

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I've started going to the toilet at a minute to midnight every evening.

Same shit, different day.

 

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Flatspot said:

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A testament to the Socialist mind condition imparted by our woke "educators"

 

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I liked that story better when Hillary was in it. Joe tried to tell it but couldn't pronounce any of the big words properly.

 

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YEP

 

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Here's a joke that will either make you laugh or cry. Opening remarks at a press conference regarding the Nashville school shooting on 03/28.

 

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MikeG said:

Here's a joke that will either make you laugh or cry. Opening remarks at a press conference regarding the Nashville school shooting on 03/28.

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Maybe he was lost for words https://talk.tv/news/7971/nashville...nnessee-female-shooter-audrey-hale-cctv-video

 

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Just needs air

 

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concours said:

Just needs air

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he's wasting it as is.