- May 26, 2010
Oldie but goodie
Sorry... Don't believe you!Winner of funniest joke at Edinborough fringe
"I tried to steal spaghetti from a shop, but the female store guard wouldn't let me pasta"
And of course the mentioning of spaghetti could lead to racial stereotyping!!!Sorry... Don't believe you!
'Female' store guard??? That wouldn't get past the PC scrutineers. And making light of stealing food in these days of food banks would be on shakey ground as well. And with Jeanette Krankie in charge, how can anything in Scotland top that?
What was the pillion passenger?After the helmet law was introduced a Vicar with L plates was done for not wearing a helment.
In court he said he didn't need a helmet because God was with him.
He was then for riding two up on a motorcycle with an unqualified pillion passenger!