Number 9 is a killerOkay so …...my cousin sends me this list of Red Skelton's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage:
1.) Two times a week , we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food & Companionship. She goes on Tue., I go on Thur.
2.) We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , mine is in Texas.
3.) I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps coming back.
4.) I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniv. " Somewhere I haven't been in a long time" she said. So I said how about the kitchen
5.) She got a mud pack and looked good for two days. Then the mud fell off.
6.) I married Miss Right, I just didn't know that her first name was always
7.) Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
8.) We always hold hands.....if I let go, she shops
9.) I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months....I don't like to interrupt her
10) The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "what's on T.V." I said, "dust".
They are talking about you mate!!!!Don't they all like to talk, I just turn off when she talking to much, I think my wife could talk under water if she had to, one of my mate's love to talk on the phone but myself am not a phone person and more than 15 minutes on the phone drives me nuts but when I had enough I give the phone to the wife and they will keep talking till the battery goes dead and longer if the charger is handy, 4 hours the other night not sure what they talk about but it gives me quiet time when up the other end of the house watching the idiot box.
Talking about that Ash...The good thing about us Aussies we can put sh.t on each other and not get offended its the Aussie way and my Kiwi friends are the same.