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I'll try to start it.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed Little Johnny nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
Little Johnny was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by his dog and a cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration...
'Thanks,' Little Johnny replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. Little Johnny had tied the wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's testicles..
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
Little Johnny replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed Little Johnny nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
Little Johnny was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by his dog and a cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration...
'Thanks,' Little Johnny replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. Little Johnny had tied the wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's testicles..
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
Little Johnny replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.