Boomboom

Bloke walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
"That's an unusual pet" says the barman "what's it's name?"
"Tiny" replied the bloke.
"Tiny?" asks the barman "why would you name him that?"
"Because..." says the bloke "he's my newt!"

Two avatars made from tarmac are drinking at a bar, bragging about who is the hardest. It’s me says no 1 - I am from the M6. Nah, its me says no2 - I am from the M25. In walks a third avatar made from pink tarmac and the other two start shaking with fear - what’s wrong with you two says the bar man - it him.....he’s a cycle path!