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So...what do you call it when you divide a pumpkin by its circumference??? Pumpkin Pi

Why aren't dogs allowed in bars......because they can't control their licker :D
 
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baz said:
Hmmmmm
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Be careful the DOOM goblin ( GT )...will peer over her Utopian bridge and lance you with her Stink eye with Laser sharp targeting for the Western Nations, but with her other eye on CHyna and India will be eye wide shut.
Nuff said.:rolleyes:
 
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Tried to look for a youtube to no avail so here goes...

In the '70's there was a comedy radio show in Australia called the Naked Vicar Show. It had a gardening segment called Getting Rooted. The two presenters were "old" blokes named Cyril and Cecil (all C's & S's must be pronounced with a false teeth whistle!)
Cyril: What do you make of this problem Cec?
Cecil: Clearly a case of reckless wheelbarrow driving Cyril!
Cyril: How so, Cec?
Cecil: Simple Cyril, sktdmarks on the stalk!

Very sad, but you wouldn't get away with such humour today.
 
robs ss said:
Tried to look for a youtube to no avail so here goes...

In the '70's there was a comedy radio show in Australia called the Naked Vicar Show. It had a gardening segment called Getting Rooted. The two presenters were "old" blokes named Cyril and Cecil (all C's & S's must be pronounced with a false teeth whistle!)
Cyril: What do you make of this problem Cec?
Cecil: Clearly a case of reckless wheelbarrow driving Cyril!
Cyril: How so, Cec?
Cecil: Simple Cyril, sktdmarks on the stalk!

Very sad, but you wouldn't get away with such humour today.
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I had to think a moment but. 🤣
 


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