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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
Yeah Sam is a great catch, I have her as a fishing buddy anytime and the fish is not bad as well, she be better to look at when the fish go off the bite, a lot better than my normal fishing mates, even drunk they are still ugly lol.
 
ashman said:
Yeah Sam is a great catch, I have her as a fishing buddy anytime and the fish is not bad as well, she be better to look at when the fish go off the bite, a lot better than my normal fishing mates, even drunk they are still ugly lol.
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She would be great on the Gin palace ......pantie remover 😉
 
Doctors .. phoey !!! ... Don't start me on vets either !!!

Took my Labrador to the vets and said to them ... " she has a broken leg " ... help ... !

Vet discussed with a colleague, had some students in to examine, took scans and x-rays, took bloods, and etc ...
Came back to me and said we need to do an MRI !!!!
After a discussion of cancer and or other stuff I lost my rag and told the vet ( it was a vetinary specialist hospital ) I'd already diagnosed it all !!

She has a broken leg !!!!!

Anyway .... in comes a country vet who would give an occasional " chat " to students and he said whats the problem ...

A few minutes later he said " FFS the dog has a broken leg why has it been suffering for hours without threatment ! "

Vet hospital tried to charge me £3,500 for investigations etc .... I paid them £450 for fracture treatment and said take me to court.
 
Grandad said:
Doctors .. phoey !!! ... Don't start me on vets either !!!

Took my Labrador to the vets and said to them ... " she has a broken leg " ... help ... !

Vet discussed with a colleague, had some students in to examine, took scans and x-rays, took bloods, and etc ...
Came back to me and said we need to do an MRI !!!!
After a discussion of cancer and or other stuff I lost my rag and told the vet ( it was a vetinary specialist hospital ) I'd already diagnosed it all !!

She has a broken leg !!!!!

Anyway .... in comes a country vet who would give an occasional " chat " to students and he said whats the problem ...

A few minutes later he said " FFS the dog has a broken leg why has it been suffering for hours without threatment ! "

Vet hospital tried to charge me £3,500 for investigations etc .... I paid them £450 for fracture treatment and said take me to court.
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The rip off place we go to 😖 , we needed some ear cream , well we got 15ml for $116 NZD , I looked the cream up online and it was generally $49 but a some on line vet place had it for $37 , but you need the prescription, not sure if you just get their prescription and purchase the product somewhere else , I'd imagine they'd screw your dog on the next emergency.
 
Last time I took my black Lab to the vet it was because he had the sh!ts bad. The vet looked him over then told me to wait. He came back in a bit with a black cat. The cat walked around my poor listless dog, sniffed him all over and then the vet took the cat away. He comes back shortly and says yup your dog has severe diarrhea. He then hands me some pills and a bill for $1000.00. When I asked him why so much he says.......cat scans are expensive
 
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