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ashman said:
All you poor sods, my wife always asks me how to do things, then she does it her way anyway and comes back later to ask how do you do that again after finding out her way didn't work out so well.
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But she never admits it got the better of her, she just wanted to get my opinion again.
 
I’ve got 3 females in the house, wife and two teenage daughters.

I swear that if a none English speaker was to observe a discussion in which I use the phrase ‘calm down’ they would think I’d said ‘f*ck you’ !!

I’m thinking of marketing a BBQ lighter fluid… I want a name that suggests its ability to instantly inflame… I’m gone call it:

“Calm Down Dear”… the INSTANT igniter.
 
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The one that sends my other half ballistic is 'calm down you are getting hysterical '
Be warned that you only use this one when you have perfect escape route planned
And a plan B
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