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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
At college in 1978, we lived in a 2-storey block that once was all male but now was girls and boys.
The two toilet/shower rooms both had urinals.
Some wag scratched out "vacant" and "engaged" from the toilet cubicles and replaced them with "flaps down" and "flaps up".
Still gives me a small grin.
 
I used to have a girl friend who would always go through and check my mail and when she saw a bill she immediately took it out of the stack and threw it in the fireplace, Boy I sure miss ole Burnadette :cool:
 
Grandad said:
reminds me of another oldie but goody .....

" Darling does my arse look big in this ?? "

" Honey, all I can see is your arse !! "
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I heard the response on an actual TV ad (15-20 years ago) - "Yes. But it takes the focus off your face!"
I think it was "dare" chocolate milk

EDIT: Sorry - 80's, so more than 35 years ago :rolleyes: -
 
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robs ss said:
I heard the response on an actual TV ad (15-20 years ago) - "Yes. But it takes the focus off your face!"
I think it was "dare" chocolate milk

EDIT: Sorry - 80's, so more than 35 years ago :rolleyes: -
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Good one Rob, I remember that, they wouldn't get aways with that these days, an old classic.
 
Two nuns, and older one and a young novice, were returning to the monastery after grocery shopping at a nearby village when it started to rain. The older nun shouted, “Quick, follow me. I know a shortcut.”

As they were threading their way through the cobbled back-streets the novice, looking around her, exclaimed, “I’ve never come this way before!”

The older nun, with her head down, replied, “It’s probably the cobblestones!”
 
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