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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.

Then they heard voices.

Three men had broken into the greenhouse.

Scared, they called the police.

The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.

The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.

He told Dispatch, “Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!”

In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!

One of the cops asked the old man, “I thought you said you shot the robbers and your dogs were eating them?"

The old man replied, “I thought you said, there weren't any officers available.”
 
Crazy lady at work some called Rampzilla gets a cut on her leg and heads to the office. Walks in and says "I've got a nasty gash!"
Manager replies "I think I'd be more worried about that cut on your leg right now" True story...and she didn't get offended..the good ol days...
 
concours said:
Crazy lady at work some called Rampzilla gets a cut on her leg and heads to the office. Walks in and says "I've got a nasty gash!"
Manager replies "I think I'd be more worried about that cut on your leg right now" True story...and she didn't get offended..the good ol days...
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The sad thing is, I've only got 5 friends I could tell that to that:
A) would understand it, and
B) would not be offended by it.
...and I have already told them all! The last couldn't wait to tell to his doctor/wife! 👍 👍 🤣
 
UK health service : the BBC has just said that the “ wards are bursting with patients”…… I suspect that there are plenty waiting for operations that are equally bursting with impatience……
 
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