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robs ss

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• May 14, 2023

• #1,781

Lineslinger said:

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It's not the other thing - he's not smiling!!

It's like the psychiatrist that, after showing 40 Rorschach test (ink blot) pictures to a patient, who's response to each was "sex", said to the patient "I think you have a preoccupation with sex!"
"Not me!" said the patient, "you're the one showing all the dirty pictures!"

 

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• May 14, 2023

• #1,782

robs ss said:

It's not the other thing - he's not smiling!!

Not yet but he will get to the end, depends how quick he is ............. at reading of course ...... god you lot got a mucky mind !

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baz

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• May 15, 2023

• #1,783

I do love a forkin joke

 

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Lineslinger

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• May 15, 2023

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KiwiShane

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• May 18, 2023

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baz

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• May 18, 2023

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baz

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• May 18, 2023

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Stephen_Spencer

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• May 18, 2023

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KiwiShane

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• May 19, 2023

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KiwiShane

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• May 19, 2023

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baz

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• May 19, 2023

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KiwiShane said:

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Some jokes can cut to the core

 

jaydee75

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• May 19, 2023

• #1,792

Proposal Test:

 

KiwiShane

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• May 20, 2023

• #1,793

Happy Friday

 

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robs ss

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• May 20, 2023

• #1,794

Similar...

 

KiwiShane

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• May 20, 2023

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Fast Eddie

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• May 22, 2023

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baz

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• May 22, 2023

• #1,797

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/may/20/sadiq-khan-says-he-has-ptsd-caused-by-death-threats
I'm assuming that this is a joke?
If not then he should humbly apologize to all ex military personnel that do genuinely suffer

 

Fast Eddie

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• May 22, 2023

• #1,798

baz said:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/may/20/sadiq-khan-says-he-has-ptsd-caused-by-death-threats
I'm assuming that this is a joke?
If not then he should humbly apologize to all ex military personnel that do genuinely suffer

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Indeed.

I thought exactly the same.

Its both incredibly careless and utterly disrespectful to lazily throw such labels around.

The sooner Londoners come to their senses and vote this self servicing narcissist out, the better.

 

baz

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• May 23, 2023

• #1,799

Too soon??

 

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kommando

• May 23, 2023

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baz said:

Too soon??

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10 mins is enough