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I still haven't found my good hammer, I put it down about 3 years ago and it's still missing, I am not going to replace it with a new one, if I do that it will show up, it wasn't a cheap hammer at that, it was a good quality claw hammer and paid over a $100 for it when I brought it, my dad was a builder so maybe he is haunting me, the ghost of Merv.
 
ashman said:
I still haven't found my good hammer, I put it down about 3 years ago and it's still missing, I am not going to replace it with a new one, if I do that it will show up, it wasn't a cheap hammer at that, it was a good quality claw hammer and paid over a $100 for it when I brought it, my dad was a builder so maybe he is haunting me, the ghost of Merv.
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My old man used to blame me for losing his club hammer, it was missing for maybe a decade +, .......well one day he got his caravan out , and got the awning out of the bag ( the caravan was more of a storage unit) , and guess what , that dam hammer was where he put it , :) 😬
 
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People who work with their tools, and those that polish their bikes too much
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I better get back to polishing then…

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My bike suddenly cut out on me today

I rolled to a stop with no lights on the console.

I checked all the usual things, then, under the LH side cover I found a bat.

The bat looked at me and said, “Hello sir! You are a handsome man and, may I say, very nicely dressed too!”

I could see the problem straight away… Bat Flattery!
 
robs ss said:
My bike suddenly cut out on me today

I rolled to a stop with no lights on the console.

I checked all the usual things, then, under the LH side cover I found a bat.

The bat looked at me and said, “Hello sir! You are a handsome man and, may I say, very nicely dressed too!”

I could see the problem straight away… Bat Flattery!
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Oh my.

We have achieved a whole new low level of bad jokes now Rob !!
 
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