Norton Sense Of Humour

phil yates said:

wakeup said:

texasSlick said:

Well this may not have much with Nortons, but as long as we are bashing national heritage, let us try ethnicity.
When an American gets drunk, he boasts he can beat up anyone in the bar.
When an Irishman gets drunk, he beats up everyone in the bar.
When a Frenchman gets drunk, he goes to sleep.
when a German gets drunk, he sings Deutchland Alle Uber.
When an Englishman gets drunk.....Englishmen don't get drunk....it is unEnglishlike.
When an Italian gets drunk, he makes love to a woman.
Piero! Let's you and I get two bottles of Tuscan red, hop on our Nortons, and find some women!
Roberto the Slick

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A couple of comments....I must be French, I've seen some Germans kicked off a Swiss campsite for exactly this. piero and Roberto can I join you??
cheers
wakeup

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France is in there, were you pissed last night?

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"I must be French", because I fall asleep when I get drunk. I 'm sorry I know that's un-Australian, but there we are

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wakeup

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A couple of comments....I must be French, I've seen some Germans kicked off a Swiss campsite for exactly this. piero and Roberto can I join you??
cheers
wakeup[/quote]

France is in there, were you pissed last night? [/quote]

"I must be French", because I fall asleep when I get drunk. I 'm sorry I know that's un-Australian, but there we are

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wakeup[/quote]

Lots of Ozzy's fall asleep when drunk. They stumble out of the pub, vomite heavily into the gutter, then pass out and sleep all night in gutter and said vomit. Very common Friday night activity. Never tried it myself, looks bloody uncomfortable to me.

pete.v said:

Diablouph said:

I'm still looking for the "humour" in this thread.

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I am sure it was miss titled. Should have been "Norton Sense Of Irony"

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Why it's in here now:
I started with what seemed to be a good idea at the time.
hobot phoned as he does most nights, abusing me savagely as he also does most nights.
I had just cracked the top off beer can number 456 (it was a looong night) and started to feel off colour. So, hopped on the Commando and went full bore to the hospital 250 miles away. Never got to put the Commando content in.

They say, in about 6 days I should be sober enough to ride home.
Lucky I brought the computer with me.
Don't wanna miss any action.

Pete, can we have at truce? Even if you just glue a green button onto the handle bars, I'll be happy. Doesn't have to work.
Mine doesn't work anyway, never did.
Been like that from the start.
I was too scared to tell you.

I also want to confess something wakeup.
I don't actually ride my Norton everyday.
I told a big bad deceiving filthy filthy lie.
I don't actually even have a Norton.
Never owned one, sat on one or even seen one, cept in photos, they look real cool.
Please don't tell every other bastard in here. Especially not hobot.
He'll skin me!!

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"I must be French", because I fall asleep when I get drunk. I 'm sorry I know that's un-Australian, but there we are

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wakeup[/quote]

I want to confess something wakeup.
I don't actually ride my Norton every day.
I don't even have a Norton.
Never had one, sat on one or even seen one,
cept in photos, they look real cool.
Please don't tell every other bastard in here. Especially not Pete.
He'll skin me alive and rip all my green shirt buttons off!!

A couple of comments....I must be French, I've seen some Germans kicked off a Swiss campsite for exactly this. piero and Roberto can I join you??
cheers
wakeup[/quote]

France is in there, were you pissed last night? [/quote]

"I must be French", because I fall asleep when I get drunk. I 'm sorry I know that's un-Australian, but there we are

cheers
wakeup[/quote]

I must be Italian.
But the alcohol always seems to stuff up what I had in mind!!