New anti-theft device

Once the thieves get onto "one blast and it is neutralized"", the bike is gone.

At the risk of being un-politically correct, crass, heartless, cruel, and perverted, I'd say a Claymore would be better .... one blast, one thief gone.

Slick

I think I need to include a smiley, so no one will know whether I am serious

Actually, the repercussions of something like this can be serious

Explosion and Claymore both good ideas, but a bit noisy.
How about a tazer firing backwards from the instrument cluster?
Much quitter than explosion, less mess and cleanup than the claymore.

how about old Takata airbags, probably get those cheap.