I know there are the 12 steps to overcoming addiction, but I seem to be headed in the opposite direction with so far 8 steps to owning a Commando.
1. Start pining a bit for “back in the day” bikes.
2. Remember how stunning the Commando looked.
3. Casually browse BaT and other classified ads “just for the fun of it”.
4. Start justifying owning a Commando even though there are 4 other bikes in your garage.
5. Seriously browse BaT and other classified ads.
6. Declare that it is providence that the exact bike you are looking for (1974) is only 100 miles away when all other bikes are more than a thousand miles away.
7. Convince the wife that you really, really need this bike because you, well, um, ah… you just really, really need it.
8. Put yourself in harms way by “just going to look at it” while you have the purchase price in cash in your pocket.
Well, I’ll complete Step 8 and on Sunday.
1. Start pining a bit for “back in the day” bikes.
2. Remember how stunning the Commando looked.
3. Casually browse BaT and other classified ads “just for the fun of it”.
4. Start justifying owning a Commando even though there are 4 other bikes in your garage.
5. Seriously browse BaT and other classified ads.
6. Declare that it is providence that the exact bike you are looking for (1974) is only 100 miles away when all other bikes are more than a thousand miles away.
7. Convince the wife that you really, really need this bike because you, well, um, ah… you just really, really need it.
8. Put yourself in harms way by “just going to look at it” while you have the purchase price in cash in your pocket.
Well, I’ll complete Step 8 and on Sunday.