HyRyder ape hanger bars sought

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Surely some un-appreciative soul has a set in their way to be rid up for postage?
Finish is a non issue to me and prefer not to jump fence for some bicycle bars.
I just asked Wes for his but he just laughed at me too, having tossed em long ago.
Its for Ms Peel my special I seek them for.

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Peel is sorta like the young Rooster after tapping everything in hen house, barn yard and pastures is found lying as if dead in a field and big buzzards circling lower and lower till sad farmer comes by to pick him up, Rooster winks and softly says,
git away they're about to get close enough...
HyRyder ape hanger bars sought
 
Those high rider bars are too high for me but I indeed do want bars tall enough I can ride standing full upright and still comfy to reach the throttle and levers. I also like to be able to tuck chin down on clocks with my hands at ear level and plenty of wide leverage to keep a sliding front tire at safe angle. My sports bike spanker will be foot forward equipped too. ahhhh.
 
Peel is sorta like the young Rooster after tapping everything in hen house, barn yard and pastures is found lying as if dead in a field and big buzzards circling lower and lower till sad farmer comes by to pick him up, Rooster winks and softly says,
git away they're about to get close enough...
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And I guess you be that lonely farmer's boy with loose boots and pubescent yearning in his loin...even a gleam in his eye...for this one particularly beautimous waist high female sheep. No stump needed. You know - where men are men and the sheep are scared. :shock:

I just asked Wes for his but he just laughed at me too, having tossed em long ago.
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I haven't been a member long - but - is it me or does this happen alot? :shock: :lol:
 
I'm not into animal sex but do get locals stories of various animals giving them a blow job, like young calves that will nurse anything : ) We have sheep here but hardy ever here of them being dated like ya do those with a British Union in their flags...

Me and Ms Peel got laughed and sneered at so much by the hot shot sports riders I asked if I could follow along, till it became obvious to a tri-linked isolastic Combat that they were All Corner Cripples, so my hobby became to induce a laugh and sneers by asking = can I tag along with ya ... till I'm bored...
Then laugh my ass off waiting for them to catch up while I relaxed and pee'd and gassed up before they caught up. They only caught up on hwy between the twisties because I feared cops taking me to jail or to encounter school buses to cattle herds over crests and around blinds. But that just made it more frustrating to them and fun for me to be all alone again solo after 1st real turn encountered.

Ape hanger bars are needed to rub raw those who don't know what they are missing out on in isolastic wonder bikes, once tamed as designers intended, same as with Roadholders corrected from bean counters screwing then up.
 
Thanks Wolfe, but I can buy new all day long but that's not what I'm after, old and ugly, unwanted and cheap. Don't even have to be Norton but that would be more authentic. I assume only a few following this so plan is to mock up Peel for a photo teaser in her most paired down run-able set up and hide her minimal-ness seriousness with some reflex-sneering-recoiling features like a metal milk crate, which is actually part of real world Ms Peel features. You just should see the looks I get from sports riders all tucked
down and serious concentrating and I pass sitting upright jacket flapping and groceries hanging out the milk crate : ) There is nothing like a Norton Commando to deliver the goods! I do hope the more machinist skilled folks get a double take here and there too of course. Tornado could take it all tomorrow.
 
Yes Sir the good Lord sure does ... in spades!

Peel will have paintball shotgun cannon on her crash cage and 40 rd/sec machine gun on fender and video to record the strikes. Might even be able to see my foot forward boot toes too : )
 
Ok Steve there yours for free, as I luv all yer posts ! OEM hi-rider handlebars, I think off a 1971 Norton hi-rider. Not mint, but good shape. Sure hope to be at the Norton Rally in July, give em to ya then ??? :D Cheers ...
 
Oh oh, now I'm conflicted norti, do I go to N Mex for head in the clouds Tesla energy conference or hob nob with the wind in the face crowd in NY. hm.

Lets both hang on and see what fate allows.
 
Norti, 10 freaking motorcycles! I've got 4 but only one runs now and still not charging or tagged yet.
I'll take the free bar for the shipping. Just tape a tag or card on it should do it.

Steven Shiver
5063 HWY 21
Kingston, AR 72724
 
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