Ash is in hospital

ashman said:

Got the new car today...Our youngest daughter came around this afternoon with her new friend, she gave Debra the go around for all the controls inside the car, keyless ignition and push button start, has all the gismos, the owner manual is as thick as a bible over 700 pages and another book just for the navigation system...

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6 months in, and I STILL can't get used to Sally's Lexus sedan that she bought slightly used from her sister.

*&^%$#@ thing keeps trying to drive itself while I AM TRYING TO DRIVE IT!

I set the cruise on 80, if there is a car on the same road a mile ahead, it slows to 50.

I'm cruising along near the lane stripe and the bloody thing jerks over 5 feet so I won't cross it.

NO THANK YOU! I'll stick to my 10-year-old truck, it's quite nice enough, much nicer than the one I was perfectly happy with that was 20 years old and has just under a quarter-million miles...